Fire Jason Garrett

Ugh.

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 20:32:45 -0500

I don’t know what to say. Whose fault is this?

Folk? - Yes, he missed an important field goal
Barber/Offensive Line? - Yes, you’ve got to pound it in on the 1/2 yard line.
Jason Garrett? - Yes, he’s in charge of this impotent offense.

Sound off… Tell Jerry what you think. It’s ridiculous

Props where props are due...

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 19:01:20 -0500

I’m not calling for your head this week. That was a great game plan vs. Oakland. Well done.

Not, step it WAY up for NYG, Jason. Bring the heat!

Can “Boy Blunder… er, Boy Wonder” regain his...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:54:17 -0500

Can “Boy Blunder… er, Boy Wonder” regain his Thanksgiving Day magic? Remember 1994?

“With an injured Troy Aikman watching from the sidelines, backup Jason Garrett started against Green Bay on Thanksgiving Day. He completed 15 of 26 passes for 311 yards and two touchdowns, bringing the Cowboys from behind in the second-half to win the game.”

If not, I think it’s WAY PAST TIME TO GIVE GARRETT THE BOOT!

Tell Jerry what you think.

(Picture and text used from http://bit.ly/5o9Qto)

0 Points at Halftime two weeks straight?

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:09:51 -0500

We can’t score against the REDSKINS? Seriously?

Come on Jerry. Do something. Do what’s right.

What?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 19:39:17 -0500

What the heck was that total suckfest put up by the Cowboys?

Ok, yes there were some AWFUL calls (the fumble that Felix Jones CLEARLY recovered), injuries, and missed opportunities.

BUT THE OFFENSE WAS TERRIBLE.

We heard that Jerry Jones reads this blog. Sound off. Really give it to him.

And we're back...

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 23:56:06 -0400

And just like that, Boy Wonder has lost his sheen. Any else see the stinkfest put up by Garrett?

Here we go! New season, new opportunities. Cowboys vs. Bucs,...

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 18:43:55 -0400

Here we go! New season, new opportunities.

Cowboys vs. Bucs, this Sunday at 1 PM. I’ll be there. 11th Row, on the Cowboys side, 20 yard line. It’s going to be a good game.

Question of the week: Will the offense be awful without TO, or will “boy wonder,” Jason Garrett be able to work some of his old-school magic power?

"T.O’S GONE! NOW THE FOLLOWING WONT BE A PROBLEM! I CANT BELIEVE HE CAUSED ALL OF THIS!! 1...."

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 14:37:43 -0500

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T.O’S GONE! NOW THE FOLLOWING WONT BE A PROBLEM! I CANT BELIEVE HE CAUSED ALL OF THIS!!

1. FLOZELL WONT FALSE START-T.O’S FAULT

2. KEN HAMLIN WONT MISS TACKLES ON BACK TO BACK RUNS AGAINST BALTIMORE-T.O’S FAULT

3. WADE PHILLIPS WILL NOW BE ASSERTIVE-TO’S FAULT

4. ROMO WONT LET HIS HOLLYWOOD LIFESTYLE GET IN THE WAY OF FOOTBALL-T.O’S FAULT

5. ROMO WONT FORCE THE BALL TO WITTEN-T.O’S FAULT

6. NO MORE HARD KNOCKS-T.O’S FAULT

7. T.O. BROUGHT IN PACMAN

8. T.O. BROUGHT IN TANK JOHNSON

9. MIKE JENKINS WONT RUN FROM TACKLES-TO’S FAULT

10. T.O. CHOSE BRAD JOHNSON AS OUR BACK UP QB EVEN THOUGH HE COULDNT PLAY

11. ROMO WONT FUMBLE ANY CRITICAL FIELD GOAL HOLDS-T.O’S FAULT

12. T.O CHOSE CORY PROCTOR TO PLAY BACK UP GUARD AND GOT MANHANDLED

13. T.O. TOLD THE GM AND OWNER TO CONCENTRATE MORE ON THE NEW STADIUM THAN HIS OWN TEAM

14. T.O. CAUSED OUR BAD SPECIAL TEAMS ALL YEAR THAT CAUSED US TO LOSE SEVERAL GAMES

15. T.O. CAUSED MAT MCBRIAR’S INJURY

16. T.O. CAUSED FELIX JONES ON TO I.R. EVEN THOUGH HE GOT HURT DURING HIS REHAB

17. T.O. CAUSED MARION BARBERS TOE INJURY

18. T.O. CAUSED TONY SPARANO TO LEAVE… LEAVING JASON GARRETT TO ALL ALONE. LOOKS LIKE JASONS JOB IS MORE DIFFICULT WITHOUT TONY. TAKING CREDIT FOR OTHERS SUCCESS IS FINALLY CATCHING JASON

18. T.O. CAUSED ANTHONY SPENCERS ARREST

19. T.O. CAUSED PACMAN TO FIGHT WITH HIS SECURITY

20. T.O. CAUSED NEWMANS INJURY

21. ITS T.O’S FAULT WE LOST TO THE RAMS AND WERENT READY TO PLAY

22. ITS T.O’S FAULT THAT WE DIDNT SHOW UP FOR THE EAGLES GAME

YUP… EVERYTHING IS FIXED… I CANT BELIEVE THIS GUY CAUSED ALL OF THIS!!

ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED!!

”

- Brilliant user post on Cowboys Blog

Glad to see you were in the firing mood. You just chose the...

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 07:41:00 -0500

Glad to see you were in the firing mood. You just chose the wrong guy, Jerry.

I’m just remembering two seasons ago when he was hurt, and the offense really, really stalled without him. Should’ve fired Garrett instead.

Sound off, was this a good move, or a bad one?

Sound off...

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Now that T.O. is gone, what should “Red Jesus” do at wide receiver?

Dear Jerry, PLEASE PLEASE Don’t hire Chuckie. I hate...

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 11:41:05 -0500

Dear Jerry,

PLEASE PLEASE Don’t hire Chuckie. I hate Gruden as a coach.

Yes, he’s aggressive. Yes, he demands alot from his players. I hate him.

The end.

COULD IT BE HAPPENING?!?!?!

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 19:37:08 -0500

http://blogs.nfl.com/2009/01/16/garrett-going-back-to-st-louis/

PLEASE GOD… PLEASE!!!

Running out of options here...

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 16:45:54 -0500

Pull the trigger Jerry. Let him go.

The Lions just passed on him.

The Broncos passed on him.

Who is left? Just cut your losses, Jerrah!

First Bruce Read, now Pacman, who is next?

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 23:26:00 -0500

Now Pacman is gone (and apparently suing ESPN).

If you were Jerry Jones, who would you “release” next?

To Our Friends at Dallas Morning...

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 11:52:00 -0500

To Our Friends at Dallas Morning News,

HireJasonGarrett.com?

Nope.

Sincerely,
FireJasonGarrett.com

Who would you hire?

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 21:12:22 -0500

There’s lots of buzz surrounding the possibility of Jerry Jones going after former Broncos coach, Mike Shanahan. Who would you hire as the next coach of the Dallas Cowboys? Vote then tell us why you voted that way!

Who would you hire as the next head coach?
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If you had ultimate power for a day...

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 12:39:00 -0500

If I were Jerry for a day, I would…
( surveys)

Poll Updates so far:

Thanks for the love!

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 22:16:00 -0500

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A special thanks to NBC/DFW for the shout out…

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UPDATE 2: The love keeps flowing! Thanks Star-Telegram.com!

Should Jason Garrett be the next head coach of the Dallas...

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 12:08:26 -0500

Should Jason Garrett be the next head coach of the Dallas Cowboys?

Is he the next Tom Landry? Seems like Jerry Jones used to think so. I wonder what Jerry’s thinking…

If you were Jerry, what would you do?

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 22:22:10 -0500

Ok, seriously… What would you do?

Fire Wade? Fire Jason? Promote Jason?

Sound off… Let Jerry know your thoughts. It’s going to be a LONG offseason!