T.O’S GONE! NOW THE FOLLOWING WONT BE A PROBLEM! I CANT BELIEVE HE CAUSED ALL OF THIS!!

1. FLOZELL WONT FALSE START-T.O’S FAULT

2. KEN HAMLIN WONT MISS TACKLES ON BACK TO BACK RUNS AGAINST BALTIMORE-T.O’S FAULT

3. WADE PHILLIPS WILL NOW BE ASSERTIVE-TO’S FAULT

4. ROMO WONT LET HIS HOLLYWOOD LIFESTYLE GET IN THE WAY OF FOOTBALL-T.O’S FAULT

5. ROMO WONT FORCE THE BALL TO WITTEN-T.O’S FAULT

6. NO MORE HARD KNOCKS-T.O’S FAULT

7. T.O. BROUGHT IN PACMAN

8. T.O. BROUGHT IN TANK JOHNSON

9. MIKE JENKINS WONT RUN FROM TACKLES-TO’S FAULT

10. T.O. CHOSE BRAD JOHNSON AS OUR BACK UP QB EVEN THOUGH HE COULDNT PLAY

11. ROMO WONT FUMBLE ANY CRITICAL FIELD GOAL HOLDS-T.O’S FAULT

12. T.O CHOSE CORY PROCTOR TO PLAY BACK UP GUARD AND GOT MANHANDLED

13. T.O. TOLD THE GM AND OWNER TO CONCENTRATE MORE ON THE NEW STADIUM THAN HIS OWN TEAM

14. T.O. CAUSED OUR BAD SPECIAL TEAMS ALL YEAR THAT CAUSED US TO LOSE SEVERAL GAMES

15. T.O. CAUSED MAT MCBRIAR’S INJURY

16. T.O. CAUSED FELIX JONES ON TO I.R. EVEN THOUGH HE GOT HURT DURING HIS REHAB

17. T.O. CAUSED MARION BARBERS TOE INJURY

18. T.O. CAUSED TONY SPARANO TO LEAVE… LEAVING JASON GARRETT TO ALL ALONE. LOOKS LIKE JASONS JOB IS MORE DIFFICULT WITHOUT TONY. TAKING CREDIT FOR OTHERS SUCCESS IS FINALLY CATCHING JASON

18. T.O. CAUSED ANTHONY SPENCERS ARREST

19. T.O. CAUSED PACMAN TO FIGHT WITH HIS SECURITY

20. T.O. CAUSED NEWMANS INJURY

21. ITS T.O’S FAULT WE LOST TO THE RAMS AND WERENT READY TO PLAY

22. ITS T.O’S FAULT THAT WE DIDNT SHOW UP FOR THE EAGLES GAME

YUP… EVERYTHING IS FIXED… I CANT BELIEVE THIS GUY CAUSED ALL OF THIS!!

ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED!!