Props where props are due...
I’m not calling for your head this week. That was a great game plan vs. Oakland. Well done.
Not, step it WAY up for NYG, Jason. Bring the heat!

I’m not calling for your head this week. That was a great game plan vs. Oakland. Well done.
Not, step it WAY up for NYG, Jason. Bring the heat!
Can “Boy Blunder… er, Boy Wonder” regain his Thanksgiving Day magic? Remember 1994?
“With an injured Troy Aikman watching from the sidelines, backup Jason Garrett started against Green Bay on Thanksgiving Day. He completed 15 of 26 passes for 311 yards and two touchdowns, bringing the Cowboys from behind in the second-half to win the game.”
If not, I think it’s WAY PAST TIME TO GIVE GARRETT THE BOOT!
Tell Jerry what you think.
(Picture and text used from http://bit.ly/5o9Qto)
We can’t score against the REDSKINS? Seriously?
Come on Jerry. Do something. Do what’s right.
What the heck was that total suckfest put up by the Cowboys?
Ok, yes there were some AWFUL calls (the fumble that Felix Jones CLEARLY recovered), injuries, and missed opportunities.
BUT THE OFFENSE WAS TERRIBLE.
We heard that Jerry Jones reads this blog. Sound off. Really give it to him.
And just like that, Boy Wonder has lost his sheen. Any else see the stinkfest put up by Garrett?
Here we go! New season, new opportunities.
Cowboys vs. Bucs, this Sunday at 1 PM. I’ll be there. 11th Row, on the Cowboys side, 20 yard line. It’s going to be a good game.
Question of the week: Will the offense be awful without TO, or will “boy wonder,” Jason Garrett be able to work some of his old-school magic power?
T.O’S GONE! NOW THE FOLLOWING WONT BE A PROBLEM! I CANT BELIEVE HE CAUSED ALL OF THIS!!
1. FLOZELL WONT FALSE START-T.O’S FAULT
2. KEN HAMLIN WONT MISS TACKLES ON BACK TO BACK RUNS AGAINST BALTIMORE-T.O’S FAULT
3. WADE PHILLIPS WILL NOW BE ASSERTIVE-TO’S FAULT
4. ROMO WONT LET HIS HOLLYWOOD LIFESTYLE GET IN THE WAY OF FOOTBALL-T.O’S FAULT
5. ROMO WONT FORCE THE BALL TO WITTEN-T.O’S FAULT
6. NO MORE HARD KNOCKS-T.O’S FAULT
7. T.O. BROUGHT IN PACMAN
8. T.O. BROUGHT IN TANK JOHNSON
9. MIKE JENKINS WONT RUN FROM TACKLES-TO’S FAULT
10. T.O. CHOSE BRAD JOHNSON AS OUR BACK UP QB EVEN THOUGH HE COULDNT PLAY
11. ROMO WONT FUMBLE ANY CRITICAL FIELD GOAL HOLDS-T.O’S FAULT
12. T.O CHOSE CORY PROCTOR TO PLAY BACK UP GUARD AND GOT MANHANDLED
13. T.O. TOLD THE GM AND OWNER TO CONCENTRATE MORE ON THE NEW STADIUM THAN HIS OWN TEAM
14. T.O. CAUSED OUR BAD SPECIAL TEAMS ALL YEAR THAT CAUSED US TO LOSE SEVERAL GAMES
15. T.O. CAUSED MAT MCBRIAR’S INJURY
16. T.O. CAUSED FELIX JONES ON TO I.R. EVEN THOUGH HE GOT HURT DURING HIS REHAB
17. T.O. CAUSED MARION BARBERS TOE INJURY
18. T.O. CAUSED TONY SPARANO TO LEAVE… LEAVING JASON GARRETT TO ALL ALONE. LOOKS LIKE JASONS JOB IS MORE DIFFICULT WITHOUT TONY. TAKING CREDIT FOR OTHERS SUCCESS IS FINALLY CATCHING JASON
18. T.O. CAUSED ANTHONY SPENCERS ARREST
19. T.O. CAUSED PACMAN TO FIGHT WITH HIS SECURITY
20. T.O. CAUSED NEWMANS INJURY
21. ITS T.O’S FAULT WE LOST TO THE RAMS AND WERENT READY TO PLAY
22. ITS T.O’S FAULT THAT WE DIDNT SHOW UP FOR THE EAGLES GAME
YUP… EVERYTHING IS FIXED… I CANT BELIEVE THIS GUY CAUSED ALL OF THIS!!
ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED!!
Brilliant user post on Cowboys Blog
Glad to see you were in the firing mood. You just chose the wrong guy, Jerry.
I’m just remembering two seasons ago when he was hurt, and the offense really, really stalled without him. Should’ve fired Garrett instead.
Sound off, was this a good move, or a bad one?
Dear Jerry,
PLEASE PLEASE Don’t hire Chuckie. I hate Gruden as a coach.
Yes, he’s aggressive. Yes, he demands alot from his players. I hate him.
The end.